Half a Room

I share a bedroom and a bath
And boy its really tough,
Cuz' my half doesn't equal half
And his has all the stuff.

The tape line down the middle shows
The line I dare not cross.
And since he's got a year on me,
He says that he's the boss

I get to use the window and
He gets to use the door
His clothes hang in the closet and
My clothes hang on the floor.

I get to use the shower stall
He gets the bathroom sink.
But using half the toilet seat
Is really dumb I think