No Crying Allowed

I'm sorry my dear
but at this funeral here
there is no crying allowed

All those bereaved
will be asked to leave
for there is no crying allowed

Those seen dabbing at tears
will be kicked in their rears
absolutely no crying allowed!

Please refrain from urges
to play depressing dirges
shh..quiet, no crying allowed

When the eulogy's read
don't believe what is said
you know there's no crying allowed

Just remember my jests
and the rhymes you liked best
and remember no crying allowed

For in the hereafter
there's nothing but laughter
no need to say no crying allowed

But for those who need sorrow
there will be services tomorrow
...and for that day and that day only...
there will be crying allowed